What is this site about?

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What's the (Million) Word (Site)?

It's the hottest concept on the Internet! Too hot for our old server to handle so we just moved it to a new super server!
 
Let everyone hear your good word - but hurry before someone else gets it!

 

The Million Word Site is the greatest grass roots Internet project ever. Conceived as a better alternative to the many page driver sites on the Internet and as a high value alternative to high priced traditional display advertising, it lets you get your message heard for just a few dollars - whether you just want to express your creative self, advertise your home based business, or put up advertisements for global, multinational products. Only the alphabet determines where your word goes on the list, and after that you build your exposure on the Million Word Site by building your mini-site, blogging about anything related to your message, or using the forums to meet and exchange ideas with your fellow WordMasters.

We have no corporate sales department, and everyone plays on a level field here. We treat you equally, whether you buy 10000 words for your whole product line or one word for your new crafts business.

Once you buy a word, it is yours. It can only be bought once as a word and five times in a two word phrase. That means if someone else wants your word, they have to buy it from you - all we get is a 5% commission for handling the PayPal and change of E-mail and password. For now, if you see a word that you want and it is already on the site, contact i.schier@millionwordsite.com and we will broker the sale for you (no obligation to either side). Soon, there will be an automated sales, trade and auction feature to make the site even more fun and easier to use for new and old owners alike.

Once we get to a million words and phrases (combined in all languages), this site will be considered full, and we'll keep it running for a minimum of five seven years from the day we reach a million! Really we'll keep it going as long as the Internet remains as it is and sites stay in their present basic format. Since people will still be able to buy words from you and your fellow site members, and since MillionWordPoints will be useful for offers from our sponsors and related sites as well as for words, people will visit this site as long as the Internet works the way it does now.

And as we grow, so do you. Your word moves up in search engine listings as we grow and as more and more people check back to see what our WordMasters are doing with their words. Coming soon: editable keywords and descriptions to make the MillionWordSite an even greater way to enhance your SEO efforts.

So, click here, get your word, and get heard!


A few more words about our site....but hardly a million 
 
 
 
1) How does it make me EXCLUSIVE?
 
 
  • You become a Word Master© when you register and choose a word on The Million Word Site. That means you are the only one who can buy the word you choose, and you can do whatever you want with it . You can be as creative as you want - from using your word to tell your friend how much you appreciate her, to choosing a completely crazy and whacky message that expresses your individuality (just don't be naughty and tell us how much you love cocaine - we'll take your page off faster than it takes you to get arrested for using coke on Times Square - references to drugs, pornography, insulting people, racism, abuse and all the rest of that nasty stuff are not what we're about). So, if you want to showcase your creative writing skills, you can do that. And if you want to show off for the love of your life, you can do that. And if you want to let the world know about your new business, this is just perfect for you!
 
 
2 ) How does it give me POWER?
 
  •     This ain't English class (or any other language class). You can use your word in any way you want, and really you can even redefine a word. From expressing your feelings for someone to just about any message you choose, you have the power to do what you want with your word so long as it's not nasty. If you want to get people to know you by your original use or definition of a very common word, go ahead. And if you're using the word for your business, you are the only one who has that word, so you can use it to promote yourself as     much as you want and however you want. No one else will have your word.
 
3) How does it get my MESSAGE out to the WORLD?
 
  •     There is no site like this one on the entire Web. Sure, people have probably tried word lists before, but they didn't get anywhere because all they made was a page of links to other sites.  And sure, people will copy this site - but long before they do, the WORLD will notice the Million Word Site because we are dedicated to getting the word out there about US so YOU can get YOUR word and YOUR message out to everyone from Australia to the Arctic! As we get more publicity, everyone will look at this site - from your neighbors to     your long lost relatives to people across the globe. And they will have fun and find information here - everyone will want to see who bought which words and what they're doing with them. You might make new friends (we will have an optional messaging system soon),and certainly, if you're using this site for your business, you will get inquiries from all parts of the world, including right next door and not limited to your usual audience.
 
4) How can I be SPECIAL, COOL, and A REAL ORIGINAL?
 
  • First of all, you're cool because you're joining the site now, when most every word is still available. That means you're a cool person who likes to try new things and you know the next hot site when you see it! Be special by choosing that special word before anyone else gets it - and be A REAL ORIGINAL by using it however you want - soon enough we'll showcase some of the best and most creative word pages on our site and you'll be really SPECIAL and COOL when you're featured along with us in the media, whether it's a websearch or     an article about us online or in the paper.
 
5) How might I make some MONEY from this site?
    
  •     Imagine how much a word can be worth if someone else really wants it. Imagine if that someone else happens to have plenty of money and either wants the attention or wants to use it to make more money. After we're up to 10,000 words, we'll let you sell, auction or even rent your word at whatever price you want and without charging you for offering it for sale. We collect the money and take out our very reasonable commission before forwarding it to you via PayPal or check. We may get offers for a word, but we'll just forward them to you - we'll never force you to sell, or set the price for you. Also, as the site becomes more popular we reserve the right to change the price of new words, but it will never go below the introductory pre-launch special price. If you decide you want to change your word, we will have a special procedure for you where you pay a very small fee for changing (no matter what the price of new words is at the time). Please see item 11) below regarding the absence of guaranteed returns before buying a word strictly with the intention to resell.
 
6) Who are you?
    
    I am a space alien who came here from the former planet known as Pluto, or is it the former Pluto once known as a planet :). When they told me my homeland was no longer a planet, I tried  to emigrate to Kazakhstan but some character named Borat* demanded a lot of money from me for a favorable news report on  Kazakhstan TV. I did not pay, so he made up a lot of stories about me and I quickly fled Kazakhstan in my spaceship. The spaceship crashed somewhere in Queens, New York and I landed on the roof of the infamous Creedmoor Psychiatric Hospital, dressed in my fake Gucci spacesuit minus the back portion. Fortunately, the building I landed on was abandoned and empty, so I fled to an undisclosed location in Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine, where I create wonderful new concepts for websites.
 
If you believe that, I'll give you the word "gullible" free of charge, so long as you register and send 15 dollars $7.99 via Paypal.
 
OK. Very funny. But who are you really? 
 
Really, my name is Itzhak Schier :). I am an international entrepreneur who now runs several ventures in Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine. I invite others to join me, which means that if you want to help me develop this site, I'll give you anything   from 10 free words to part of the profits. By the way, I am a Chabad-Lubavitch Chassid - we're the guys you see sometimes handing out stuff for the Jewish holidays as we spread a message of hope and goodness to the world. So, during pre-launch while we deal with automation and time zone issues, we don't sell words on the Jewish Sabbath, which starts at sundown Friday night and ends an hour after sunset Saturday night (GMT+2 or EST+7 in my case). However, the site does operate in full and you do receive MillionWordPoints when you use the site no matter the time or day.
 
 

 
  7) What can't we do here?
   
    We trust you to keep things nice and to abide by our honor code, which states that you cannot buy registered trademarks, proper names other than your own, or any word that is obscene, vulgar, blasphemous, racist, derogatory, or otherwise unpleasant in the language in which you are buying it, which must be the language of your page (hint - Schmuck in German is just fine if your page refers to jewels and is in German, but even if you really are Jackie Mason, schmuck is not allowed in English). Please  do not include any pornographic pictures or links to pornographic sites in your pages; it is also forbidden to advertise or link to warez, online pharmacy, spam or similar sites. If you mess up, we'll give you a chance to change or offer to edit  your page for you, but if you insist on breaking the rules, you lose your word and page and there is no refund. You may hold your word for as long as you like but we really recommend that you either link it or set up even the most basic site - even if you plan to sell it (see below) this will help boost its value in many ways.
   
    Every word can be purchased only once as a stand alone (such as love) and five times as part of a two word phrase (such as true love, brotherly love, my love, love ya', sweet love). Our system is set up to stop multiple purchases of the same word or phrase; however, should there be a problem we will notify any unqualified buyer with a chance to change the word or to receive a refund.
 
    You may purchase as many words as you wish; however, any special prices pertain only to the number of words announced in the offer. 
   
8) Am I guaranteed a return on my investment?
 
What investment? This is not an investment vehicle by any means. 
 
There is no guarantee that you will be able to sell your word for any profit whatsoever, and we certainly do not pay out any interest, profit or other benefits on purchased words, nor will anyone involved with the management of this site purchase words from you for any reason whatsoever.
 
The Million Word Site is not intended for and not promoted as an investment program of any kind but rather as a vehicle for entertainment and/or promotion. Any sales activity that may occur is just part of the fun here, and we do not and cannot guarantee that anyone will want to buy any words from any users. In addition,I will not own or purchase any words on the site, either from the site itself or from other members, except that my own actual name (Itzhak Schier) and alias (ZiQui), which do not count toward the million words available on site, will be posted on the site as regular message pages for demonstration and illustration purposes). In other words, this is not a get rich quick scheme or a pyramid scheme. If you're looking for that kind of stuff, I would be happy to forward any letter which I receive from the Brotherhood of the Exalted Order of the Advance Fee Scammers of Nigeria, Lodge Number 419. I'll even waive my share of the advance fee!

However, thanks to our new design and functions, you certainly can sell your words, phrases and names. All you do is mark your word or phrase "Words for Sale" and create a marketplace listing for it with our user friendly listing creator! Then, link your word to the listing for a fast sale!
 
So, to join us, just click here! It will be the best decision you ever made!
   
* Borat and his creator Sacha Baron Cohen have no connection whatsoever with this site.